Highlights of Grunter and Lucille breaking up. Courtesy of Jack the Dog Barker

Grunter Stevenson All's I said was that I thought she was cute.

Lucille D'ecoupage You said she was hot and you wanted to fuck her.

GS I never said that.

LD Well that's what you meant.

GS But I didn't do anything!

LD You've been doing lots of things that piss me off buddy.

GS Like what?

LD Like taking my car without asking. You don't drop in at work anymore.

GS 'Cus ya can't smoke inside and it's getting cold out... Jesus.

LD Aw... It's getting cowd oud, poor baby. And you said DON'T TELL GINGER! You're a fucking asshole.

GS 'Cuz I didn't want you gettin' all worked up over nothin'

LD And then that other pathetic display... what kind of idiot writes "who knew she read it" somewhere where you know I'm going to read it!

GS I uh...

LD Jerk.