The Lougan Condition

Wage Slavery

with G. Stevenson

Welp, my E.I. claim from my last job stockin' shelves at Danny's No Frills has finally run out. Looks like your old friend Grunts is gonna have to get a job. Luckily, the government has this program for youth such as myself where they pay half your wages for a six month period or something so I signed up and went to some seminar and now it looks like I'll be working for a publisher because I told them I had shipping experience which is partly true because I used to run steroids over to Fed-Ex for Paully a while back.

I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing there but I guess I'll find out because (and don't tell Ginger this), this hot Asian chick named June or something started at the same time and I think she totally digs me.

Maybe it'll be fun. I can use the dough too because smokes aren't going to get any cheaper hey. It'll be weird having to get up in the morning. I'll let you know how it goes.