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Ten Good Things About Lougans

1 - Most people'll start hackin' on ya as soon as ya leave the room. A lougan will hack on you to your face so like, at least we're honest. 2 - Lougan chicks can be pretty hot and they put out. 3 - You watch porn, we invented it. 4 - Show me a hockey player (other than Gretsky) who isn't a lougan. 5 - Ah fuck it... 6 - I can fix your car. 7 - I'm ballin' your wife. 8 - Whatever. 9 - I dunno. 10 - A lot of musicians are total lougans so why do people listen to them?