Editorial by Grunter Stevenson,

Publisher of Lougan Watch

People have been fainting at podiums more often lately. Is it because they know they are lying? Or is it because they have been eating a lot of pie? I'd like to think the latter. But if you look at the videos of history you will see that Castro fainted. So did Bush Snr. Nixon once caught a nap in the middle of an election. Stanfield dropped a football. Ford took out a flight of steps and Bush Jnr just took a dump in a blanket. (Carter's busy building housing for the homeless.)

It all happens... to everyone... It's okay. So when I puke on a police officer you'd think it'd be somehow forgiven. Nope. I just got back from my weekend in purgatory and sometimes I think it's better than my life in hell.