Lonesome Betty answers your on-line queeries

Local favourite Lonesome Betty spares a moment to like, answer your questions...

Grunter Stevenson: So I'll get the ball rollin' here... uh, so what's the biggest dick you've ever seen?

Lonesome Betty: I'm lookin' at him.

GS: Ha-ha... No seriously.

LB: Seriously.

GS: Oh. Well, thanks... I think.

LB: Don't mention it.

GS: So... here's one from Boo the Bear. Boo says, if you're ever out in his neck of the woods to give him a call.

LB: That's not really a question.

GS: No, not really. Anyways, Boo if you could please phrase your statements in the form of a question, it would be appreciated.

LB: Got any smokes?

GS: Yeah sure, help yourself.

LB: Heeahaackah-cough... What's next?

GS: Here's one, Dear L.B., can you put a condom on using only your mouth? That's from, let's see... Bernie Finklestein, who works at the Tim Horton's on King St. Hi Bernie!

LB: Which one?

GS: Which Bernie?

LB: No. Which Timmie's, dumbass.

GS: Uh...

LB: The answer is yes by the way.

GS: Cool. Okay, here's a good one... Jack wrote in to say, would you ever consider doing it with a dog?

LB: Next.

GS: Fair enough. Okay, let's see, what do you eat?

LB: That's a stupid question.

GS: I know but we don't really have any more.

LB: (sigh) I had a Pepsi for breakfast and later maybe a bag of Dorito's...

GS: What music do you like?

LB: Solemn Oath mostly.

GS: They rock!

LB: I know!

GS: So uh, you're lookin' good today Bets.

LB: Go fuck yourself.

GS: Okey-doke.