The Lougan Condition
Grunter Stevenson comments -
Laziness (luganus hypoproductus)
Being friendly in order to get something.
Lougans are notoriously lazy. In fact, I can barely be bothered to type this. But if it'll get a laugh then I'll do it. Because that makes me feel good. Anywho, ever notice how when someone doesn't get his or her way they instantly become assholes? Obviously it's because they didn't mean well in the first place. And I'm not talking about children here... These requests can range from bummin' a smoke to offering to re-finance your mortgage - so beware.
This tendancy towards laziness is also reflected in speech. Some common louganisms are "I seen...", "Supposably...", "All's I..." and recurrent use of the term "Fuckin'..." Excessive sitting may also be an indication of louganus. Ignorance of world events and requests for you to go to the bathroom for them may be others. Avoid eye contact. Back away slowly or feign interest in a telephone pole. Awareness is your best defence because there are millions of them out there. Millions.
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