The Lougan Condition

Halloween - or - "Hammer's Christmas"
Nowadays, people seem to break out the Christmas decorations months in advance. In Hamiltoe, it seems like people are gettin' ready for Halloween sometime in August. Some of the displays are massive, I found this one while I was supposed to be workin' - it's a little dark but it's Halloween right? If you don't like it you can begin licking me now.

Speaking of work issues, being a newly minted singleton, I can take advantage of all the hot receptionists in town as my job requires me to leeayze with businesses to coordinate delivery of printed material and to assist in the research of historical premises for a government publication. Turns out May has a boyfriend but that's cool because I really respect her a lot. Also, Lucille and I have come to a working arrangement whereby she will continue submitting 'Gans At Sea so as not to upset the half-dozen or so of you out there... Keep your hands off Bernie. That's just sick.

Anyway, enjoy your Halloween, it's the one time per year when nice girls get to dress up like hookers.